That's it! I've had enough of this shit man. I'm fucking sick to death of being single. I've no idea what's wrong with me, I mean I'm a nice guy, I have a good sense of humour, I'm not all that unattractive. So why can't I ever find anyone? 24 years is a long time to be alone, even by the law of averages I should have had at least one relationship by now. For fucks sake!
Of course it doesn't help that my brother just got married to someone he's known for about a year, after spending 30 seconds on one of those dating sites, he finds someone, but me I've spent fucking ages on those damn things and got nothing! Nadda! Zip! It's fucking depressing man!
Are my standards too high? Hardly. I'm not saying I'll take anything but I've fallen for quite a few people who aren't.... lets say not quite glamour model standard, attractive in their own way. I just seem to be the most unluckiest man alive when it comes to women, even some Indian guy who is half tree has had better luck than me! I mean come on! The guy hasn't even got hands! Just tree stumps.
All I want is someone to cherish and who'll cherish me, is that too much to ask for?
This is Benji Dude, asking you to take a walk in my shoes.
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Mate, speaking from experience it's not all it's cracked up to be.
You'll find you'll have no more money for yourself, forget video games that's a no-go (or Childish) as they like to say. They'll dictate what is shown on TV (Yes and it's the TV you bought). And moan & bitch - all they ever do.
If you do get a girl friend, just hold out the moving in with each other as long as possible, because trust me you'll need the space after the honeymoon period is over.
Don't let it all put you off, just go out and enjoy life.
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